SHHHHHHH!!!!! Hey all, it’s Snickers the Saint Bernard here whispering that I am in TOTAL doggy heaven right now:
See, earlier this evening I caught Mommy trying on a delicious new pair of her Reebok sneakers. I immediately pounced and was growling and snorting as I sniffed and licked them soooo hungrily. Mommy said she bet all that soft squishy white Reebok leather would just melt in my mouth. As I was about to go completely nutso, the phone rang and she ran upstairs to answer it. She was up there an awfully long time and I layed down excitedly to wait for her to come back. Pretty soon I drifted off and was deep in the middle of a good slobbery Reebok dream:
Well all of a sudden my nose caught a whiff of heavenly deliciousness and I started itching and tingling uncontrollably. Beyond hungry and frisky, I dashed up the stairs and saw the door was open to Mommy’s room. I peeked inside and lost all control:
Oooooooohhhhhh MOMMY’S NEW REEBOKS!!!!! She must have fallen asleep! I crept over and sniffed. My eyes rolled back in ecstasy and drool oozed everywhere. Mmmmmm I am SOOOO in for the most amazing Midnight snack!!!!!!
