Ooooohhhh good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I am having all I can do to contain my excitement right now! I mean, it’s hard enough just to type here with big paws and claws on a regular day!
Monday Cousin Alicia stopped by in the evening with something to show me:
Mmmmmm!!!!! brand brand new Reeboks! AND white leather. MY FAVORITE!!! As I sniffed, Cousin said she told the sales lady that they were a surprise for a big dog. Her and the sales lady talked and she showed her some pics of me. The sales lady said I was so sweet and that Cousin should buy me as many Reeboks as I want. Now those are my kinda human gals! My Cousin Alicia:
Tell you what, my sneaker fetish has made me shake and tremble and tingle for those yummy Reeboks all week. That’s all I can think about. In fact, I even tried sleeping by the fan to try to keep cool:
Well, I found out a little earlier that Mommy had to go for work and probably wouldn’t be back until tomorrow night. So Cousin Alicia would be here soon to doggysit. OOOOOHHHH!! I can’t WAIT!!! So I watched excitedly and pretty soon I saw her pull into the driveway:
I pounced around excitedly and as soon as the front door opened, I made my move. I was totally deflated as I sniffed:
OLD MUDDY BOOTS???! But I wanted her Reeboks! Well, that was it for me. I trotted into the kitchen and layed on the cool floor. Pretty soon I was off in slobbery Reebok dreamland. Well, all of a sudden my nose and sneaker fetish started going crazy and my eyes immediately opened to this:
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!!! COUSIN ALICIA’S JUICY NEW REEBOKS!!! Before she knew what happened I was all over them:
I pressed my nose into that soft squishy white leather and I could feel her bare toes wiggling. My eyes rolled back in complete ecstasy as I sniffed and licked all that yummy leather and drool oozed everywhere. Cousin Alicia said she thought she would surprise me with them and asked if they were yummy. My only response was panting and snorting and growling. As my big slimy jowls were starting to wrap around them, Cousin quickly pulled them out and said if I wanted them, I was going to have to catch her. And with that she took off thru the house with me right on the back of her Reeboks:
She put up a good chase, but let’s face it: I always get what I want. I finally trapped her in my favorite spot, the back corner of the guest room. She worked up quite a sweat both Reeboks were untied and sooo hot and moist. MMMMMMM!!!! BIG HUNGRY DOGGY WANT YUMMY CHEWY REEBOKS NOW!!!!!:
Well to be quite honest, I think at that point I blacked out in pure enjoyment because when I came to, I was hiding downstairs with both Reeboks in my mouth. Looks like I am soooooo in for an amazing night with those Reeboks. Mmmmm they taste sooooo yummy and they just squeak and squish between my toofers as I chew them hungrily. And thry are soooo gooey! Ooooohhhhhh gotta go!!!!
Snickers the VERY naughty Saint Bernard
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