Good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I am sooooo looking forward to this warmer weather. Despite what the hoomans say about me being a “winter rescue dog” I would much rather be swimming in my favorite lake and enjoying the sun! Well, it has definitely been a ruff couple weeks. I hadn’t seen my Cousin Alicia at all. A couple weeks ago she sent this:
She said that she would wear them over the next time she doggysat. AND if I was a good boy, she would stop by that morning on her way to school and let me have them for breakfast. Oooooooooohhhh!!! Not gonna lie, ever since that day, my doggy sneaker fetish tingling and itching has been on high. Lots and lots of slobbery wet Reebok dreams:
Well, last night I slept in the kitchen. I had hopes that maybe I would get some sleep on a cold hard floor and not have restless Reebok dreams. Before I knew it though I was in the middle of a VERY delicious Reebok dream when all of a sudden my nose picked up something heavenly and still frisky from the dream, my eyes opened and I couldn’t believe what I saw:
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!! COUSIN ALICIA’S YUMMY CHEWY NEW REEBOKS!!!! Alicia had snuck in and was standing in front of the dog gate teasing me with her juicy new Reeboks. But before I could even pounce, she opened the gate and walked over and sat at the kitchen table. I followed and shimmied right under there and pressed my nose right into those soft white leather Reebok toes. Mmmmm she had worn them sockless and they were soooo hot and moist. I could feel Alicia wiggle her toes thru the leather and I sniffed and licked them both hungrily until they were both drowned in warm bubbly slimy Saint Bernard slobber:
Alicia asked if they were yummy and my only response was slurping and panting and growling. My jowls wrapped around the squishy toe of one Reebok and it melted in my mouth. As I chewed voraciously my eyes rolled back in my head in ecstasy and slobber and other doggy liquids flew everywhere. Pretty soon Cousin Alicia wrestled her feet and Reeboks out of my mouth and said she had to go to school. As she was lacing her chewy gooey Reeboks back up, she said she had another surprise: She would be back after school to doggysit for the whole weekend. THE WHOLE WEEKEND???!!!!! YUUUMMYYYYY!!!! Well, she should be here at the house any minute now. I have just been soooo frisky and hungry all day waiting. Her last stop was the gym before heading over here so I bet her new Reeboks are just gonna be soooo hot and juicy and delicious! Grrrrrrr SLURP!!!!!
Snickers the VERY naught Saint Bernard
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YAAAWWWWNNNN!!!! Oh hey, good morning all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here with a delicious early morning update: Well let’s just say that yesterday was grrrrreat! I chewed and screwed Cousin Alicia’s juicy new Reeboks all day. Soooooo much fun. By last night, there was nothing left of them and not a drop of slobber or other doggy fluids left in me. Phew!!! She is getting ready to head home now and just showed me this:
She just ordered a couple new pairs of these and they will be here in a week!!!!! Ooooooohhhhh yuuummmyyyyy:
I soooooo hope she wears a yummy new pair of the blue Reeboks over the next time she doggysits. I can’t WAIT to lick them and chew them and eat them inside out!!!!!
