Hey good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I am still recovering from Monday. See, my cousin Alicia stopped by on her way to classes in the morning. I was asleep in the kitchen when she arrived:
All of a sudden my nose caught a whiff of something heavenly. Mmmmmm leather. Slurp. Nike leather! Ooooooohhh I watched from behind the dog gate as Alicia slowly came up the stairs:
I was sooooo hungry and frisky for them:
Alicia said that she would see me later in the afternoon when school classes were over. Well, I was soooo nutso over her juicy new Nikes that I had to go outside and cool off:
Wow it was pretty sloppy and wet and messy out there! I went inside and curled back up under the table and had lots of slobbery dreams about those Nikes. I was in the middle of a REALLY slobbery one when again, I got a whiff of that yummy Nike leather. I opened my eyes and couldn’t believe what I saw: Alicia was home early because of the bad weather and was teasing me in front of the dog gate:
As she wiggled her toes thru all that soft squishy white Nike leather, she said she bet that I had been dreaming about them all morning. Oooooohhh I DEFINITELY was!!!! After some more teasing, she opened the dog gate and stepped into the kitchen. I immediately started drooling and dribbling everywhere and pounced right for her Nikes. I lost all control and turned into a big hungry sneaker monster and chewed them right off her feet:
After I chewed them both off, I took them under the kitchen table where I ate them all up for naughty doggy dessert all afternoon:
A most scrumptious snow day for sure!!!
Snickers the Saint Bernard
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