Hey all! Snickers the VERY naughty Saint Bernard here barking that I can’t even think right now I am so frisky! This afternoon just turned out to be the BEST!!! See, ever since Thanksgiving it has been pretty quiet around the house with no visitors. The last person to visit was Mommy’s friend Kim. But for a sneaker monster of my caliber, that was an eternity ago! So I have pretty much spent my time napping and daydreaming about yummy new Reeboks and Nikes:
Well, I was in the middle of a really slobbery Nike daydream when Mommy woke me up and said we would be having a visitor: Kim. WHAT???! KIM???! OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!!
She was already on her way over:
Mmmmm her sneakers are just so delicious! She thinks my doggy sneaker fetish is hilarious and loves to indulge me! AND even better, she was going to doggysit me while Mommy went to visit some of her patients for her work. Kim arrived a little while ago while I was outside doing my business. I dashed inside and ran into the living room and saw them:
Oooooohhhhh new new NEW NIKES!!!!! Mommy hadn’t even pulled out of the driveway and I was all over them, sniffing and licking voraciously. Kim slipped one off and held it up to my mouth. She had worn them sockless and they were just so hot and moist. I buried my whole snout and mouth down inside it and slurped wildly. After a good 10 minutes of slurping, she pulled it away and slipped her bare foot back inside it. Lots of warm slimy bubbly slobber oozed out as she did:
As soon as it was back on her foot, I wrapped my jowls around the toe and sunk my toofers into all that soft squishy leather. My eyes rolled back in my head in ecstasy and slobber flowed everywhere:
I just couldn’t contain myself any longer and as I chewed hungrily, I straddled her Nike on her other foot and humped it like a monster. I must have released all over it half a dozen times. By the last time, it was untied and completely drowned and gooey. Mmmmmmm such a delicious afternoon ahead! Will update you all later!
YYYAAAWWWNNNNN! Oh hey all. Snickers the Saint Bernard with a delicious update:
I had sooooooo much fun eating and humping Kim’s juicy new Nike sneakers! I don’t think there is a drop of slobber left in me, or other doggy liquids for that matter:
Can’t WAIT for Kim to come over again and doggysit! Good night all!
