Frisky on hump day!

Hey all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I hope everyone is ready for the holidays! I’m completely exhausted this evening:


I have had sooooo much pent up energy recently that I have been going NUTSO! Well, I think I finally got some of it out of my system this afternoon. Mommy’s friend Kim came over this afternoon after going to the gym. I had never met her before, but boy oh boy did she totally spoil me! Mommy must have told her about my craving for sneakers because I was greeted with these as she came up the stairs:


Ooooooohhhhhh new new sneakers!!! I pressed my nose right into them and sniffed hungrily. Mmmmmm I have never had OnClouds before and they smelled absolutely delicious. They were soooo hot and moist along with the thick soft fuzzy socks she had on. It was just too much for me to handle and I started getting REALLY tingly and frisky. Kim sat down and raised her foot up and asked me if I liked them:


Before she knew what happened, I straddled it and was humping away. Kim laughed and said that since they were new, as long as I didn’t eat them I could have some fun. Mmmmmm BIG HUNGRY DOGGY WANT YUMMY NEW SNEAKERS NOW!!!!:


So while her and Mommy talked, I took turns humping both of Kim’s delicious new OnCloud sneakers. I must have humped them furiously for over an hour! Every time I would release all over the toe, it would soak thru and make her toes slippery . They were completely untied and slimy all the way thru by the time I was done. The last hump was so furious that her sneaker and sock slid right off. I grabbed them for my trophy:


Just a few minutes ago Kim left with her ooey gooey new OnClouds. YYYAAAAAWWWNNNNNN!!!! Well, looks I am calling it a day. I guess that’s why they call Wednesday “hump day”

Snickers the Saint Bernard