Good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard barking that I hope everyone is ready for the holidays! I definitely am. In fact, I’m VERY frisky right now:
See, it’s been like WEEKS since I had a sneaker and I have been going absolutely NUTSO!!! Well, just a little while ago things got totally amazing. I was curled up napping when there was a commotion and my nose picked up the scent of something heavenly. I immediately started getting that tingling chewing feeling and I dashed out of the living room and followed the scent. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I got to the kitchen:
Mmmmmmmmmmm NEW WHITE LEATHER REEBOKS!!!! SLUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!
I ran right over to them and before Aunty Margo knew what happened, I was sniffing and licking them hungrily:
Aunty laughed and asked if they were yummy. I just growled and snorted as I licked them voraciously:
I was just starting to wrestle one of her juicy new Reeboks off when she said she had to get going. She said if I was a good boy, she would wear them to Thanksgiving dinner and she would drown them in gravy and I could hide under the table and eat them off her bare feet. Oooooohhhhhhhh I don’t think I can make it two more days!!!! Tell ya what: I am TOTALLY thankful for Aunty Margo’s yummy chewy new Reeboks this year!
Hey all, Snickers the Saint Bernard here with a yummy update: Aunty Margo just left, but not before a quick tease under the dog gate with her new Reeboks:
I just wasn’t quick enough to sink my toofers into them before she pulled them away. Hmmph! All I can say is that there will be some VERY slobbery Reebok dreams tonight!
