Hey good afternoon all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I hope everyone is having a grrreat fall! Normally I would be outside rolling around in the leaves right now on such a beautiful day. But today I have other plans. Evil plans. Mommy left earlier for a work thingy this weekend and my cousin Alicia just arrived at the house. I was outside when she got here and as soon as I saw her I dashed inside to greet her. I was halfway up the back stairs when my nose got a whiff of something heavenly delicious. Mmmmmm I knew EXACTLY what it was!!!!! I ran right into the living room and saw this:
Oooooohhh brand brand new Nikes!!!!!!! Mmmmmmm I sniffed and licked hungrily as Alicia petted and fussed over me. She was wearing them sockless and the leather was soooo hot and moist as I pressed my nose into them. Right now she is watching TV on the couch and I am laying at her feet and sniffing and licking those new Nikes voraciously:
It’s been several weeks since I got to chew and I’m beyond frisky for them right now:
Ooooohhhhhh they are just soooooo yummy I want to eat them all up for naughty doggy dessert SO BAD!!!!!
Hey good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here with a VERY yummy update! I have been eating on them nonstop all afternoon and FINALLY wrestled both new Nikes off cousin Alicia’s bare feet:
Cousin Alicia is AMAZING! She just loves to treat me whenever she comes over and has the most delicious sneakers and always lets me have them for dessert!:
Mmmmmmmm SLURP!!!!!:
Ooooooh her bare feet have been in them all day! Gonna go take them to my favorite hiding spot (beside the far end of the guest bed!) and force my big slimy snout way down into them and lick them out hungrily:
Hey all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here just taking a quick break from licking! Mmmmmmm I have been literally licking those juicy new Nikes for over an hour now:
Oooooohhhh I just LOVE it when my cousin Alicia doggysits and spoils me rotten!!!!!!:
Well all, I’m starting to get that naughty itchy feeling that I want to chew. Will bark again later!
