Hey all! Snickers the VERY frisky Saint Bernard barking that although it is waaaay past my bedtime, I am beyond hungry and frisky right now:
See, my cousin Alicia came over last weekend for a surprise visit while she was out shopping. Well, I had been running all over the house and barking and even (accidentally!) knocked over a vase (with real flowers!). Mommy was not very pleased and told her all about my antics as Alicia fussed over me. Alicia said I better behave and then she said she had something to show me and went outside. She came back in momentarily and I couldn’t believe my eyes:
Ooooooooohhhhhh new new white leather Reeboks! My favorite!!!! And two yummy pairs!!!!
She said that she had just been sneaker shopping and if I promised to be a good boy all week for Mommy, she would spoil me the following weekend when she came to doggysit.
That was a whole week ago, an eternity to a big hungry doggy! I was so itchy to hump and my teeth ached to chew, but unfortunately all I could do is daydream about those delicious new Reeboks and drool and take lots of cold showers:
Well all of a sudden I realized it was Friday night and still no sign of Alicia and her juicy new Reeboks. Hmmph! I dozed off as I laid down and pouted. I was in the middle of a super slobbery Reebok dream when my nose picked up a heavenly scent and my eyes immediately opened to this:
YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMY CHHHEEEEEWWWWWWYYYY NEW REEEEEEEBOKS!!!!!!!!!!:
Alicia was sitting at the kitchen table with her new Reeboks practically touching my nose and mouth. She asked me if I had been a good boy, but my only response was growling and panting and slurping sounds as I sniffed and licked those new Reeboks so hungrily. That white leather was soooooo soft and squishy and it just melted in my mouth. My eyes rolled back in complete ecstasy. My jowls wrapped around both Reeboks and warm slimy doggy slobber flew everywhere as I chewed and ate on them ravenously. In no time I was wrestling them off her bare feet in my mouth:
Alicia said she was going to bed soon, but if I could wrestle those juicy new Reeboks off her feet, she would let me have them all to myself for late night naughty doggy dessert! Challenge accepted!!!! Well, gotta go! Will keep you updated!
Snickers the VERY naughty Saint Bernard
p.s. This is my Cousin Alicia. She is such a spoiler!
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