my dog is so funny it’s raining, she won’t go outside in the rain unless my ass walks outside w her

Sounds like she's quite smart!

1) The buddy system, always safer with a buddy

2) If she goes and gets dirty, she can say I didn't go alone

3) If she tracks mud back into the house, she can claim "It wasn't me"

Oh no haha mine love's the rain and snow

I watched a dog that had a stick and looked as if she wanted to make her owner to run for it instead of wanting him to throw the stick to her.

If I've got to get wet out there, then YOU get to get wet out there alongside me.

Why should they get wet if you won't?

She ain't no dummy.