Hey good morning all! Snickers the VERY frisky Saint Bernard here barking that I am in total doggy heaven right now! I have missed my cousin Alicia soooo bad this week 😢 She hasn’t been able to doggysit after school and I have just been craving her yummy sneakers sooo bad:
She got these scrumptious new purple Reeboks last weekend and I have yet to taste them:
Well, it was the most pleasant surprise this morning when Alicia stopped by on her way to school…AND WORE HER JUICY NEW REEBOKS FOR ME!!!! As soon as she sat down I was on top of them and I sniffed and licked them hungrily:
Alicia asked if they were yummy and said that because it is Valentine’s Day, she would let me have them for an appetizer before she goes to school! I lost all control and as her and Mommy chatted, I ate on them ravenously:
I had just eaten them off her feet and was humping them furiously when Alicia said she had to get going:
The expression on her face was priceless as she slipped her bare feet back into those gooey Reeboks! As she was leaving, she joked that I better rest up so I can finish devouring them this afternoon. Oooooohhh I can’t WAIT!!!:
Snickers the Saint Bernard
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Hey Frisky, last Summer, I visited the Great St. Bernard Hospice high up in the Swiss mountains, home of your ancestors and was asked to give you their greetings.
@Stephie Snickers the Saint Bernard here: Thank you so much for your kind words! By the way, you are welcome to visit anytime. Just please wear some yummy new sneakers! Lol
@Snickersmom hmm, I may put an old pair of sneakers in the wash machine and bring them over. Hope your "mom" gave you a nice pair to chew on for Valentine's 😂
@Snickersmom She is an absolute cutie. So adorable.
I was once pinned against a wall by 2 adult St. Bernard as a kid. They slobbered all over me and the weight was such on my chest when they placed their paws on me that I could not move until they were done slobbering all over me 🥴
@Snickersmom One just feels like cuddling with them. They are so massive yet gentle giants. They have a loud and deep voice but would not harm you. They look at you so innocently with their sad eyes you cannot be mad when they chew your favorite sneakers 🐕🦷👟
@Stephie They are very cuddly! Oliver was the naughtiest:
I had just slipped those Reebok pumps on. Fresh out of the box and hadn’t even laced them and he was chewing on them! 😈 I absolutely couldn’t get mad and they were fair game for him.
@Snickersmom you cannot be mad or if you are mad it is just for a few seconds and then this look melts your heart. You just feel like planting a big kiss on that snout and gently pulling on that tongue 😂
@Snickersmom Snickers, sweetie, go and get those pumps. You need to strengthen your teeth and those pumps are just made for that. You have my blessing but shhhh! don't tell anyone that auntie Stephie gave you her ok. It's a secret between you and me.
@Snickersmom Oh yes, I recognize that slobber after a job well done. There is nothin like new white sneakers to chew and drool on.
Now, if only Snickersmom would give me a few cuddles to show her appreciation and also a few treats would be welcome. Perhaps you can give her a hint. She seems unimpressed with my begging look 🥴
