Hey all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that despite all my human’s profound hatred for Mondays, I can’t really complain. Especially today! Mommy was home today and unfortunately that meant that cousin Alicia would not be doggysitting this afternoon. Which ALSO meant no yummy sneakers to eat. Hmmph! Well, I decided to go pout down in the basement, where my sneaker monster lair is:
I just started to fall asleep when my nose got a whiff of something heavenly delicious. I immediately started getting that frisky tingling feeling and dashed upstairs. I followed my nose right to these:
I lost all control and sniffed them voraciously. Mommy asked if I thought they were yummy and I responded with lots of excited panting and growling. Mommy dangled her foot out and I was all over it, trying to chew her juicy new Reebok right off her foot:
I ripped it off and drove my snout and tongue deep inside it and slurped away ravenously. It was sooo hot and moist and delicious:
At that point, I was beyond frisky and hungry for it and was VERY naughty with it:
Just such a delicious afternoon and I can’t wait to go enjoy Mommy’s other new Reebok for my naughty doggy dessert:
