Hey good morning all! Snickers the naughty Saint Bernard here barking that what a grrrrreat Wednesday morning it has been! I could hardly sleep downstairs last night, having slobbery dreams about cousin Alicia’s Reeboks:
Well, I FINALLY got to sleep when my nose picked up a whiff of something heavenly. I dashed right upstairs and saw this:
Oooooohhhhh Alicia was sitting on the couch with her soft juicy new white leather Reebok freestyles on!!!! She held her foot up to my mouth and asked if I wanted it for yummy breakfast. I immediately lost all control and started eating it right off her bare foot:
I ate it right off in no time:
It was sooooo hot and moist and it just melted in my slimy jowls. I stuffed my whole tongue down into it and slurped hungrily until it was filled with warm gooey doggy slobber. I had just sunken my teeth into the toe and was chewing when Alicia said she had to get to school. She wrestled her Reebok away from me and slipped it back on. As her bare foot slid in, slobber oozed out everywhere. She said she hoped that I enjoyed my appetizer and that she would be back over to doggysit after school. Ooooohhhh I CANT WAIT!!!!!
It's supposed to be super wet here today too I'm out in California so I don't know what California rains are like yet better heard we're supposed to be getting a whole bunch for the next 3 days.
