A delicious Monday morning!

Good morning all! Snickers the VERY frisky Saint Bernard here barking TGIM! Yes, that’s right. This Monday morning has just been sooooo delicious:


Earlier, I was laying in the kitchen minding my own business when there was a commotion and I heard my Cousin Alicia’s voice. Oh boy! I looked up and saw this:


Oooooohhhh brand brand new soft white leather REEBOKS!!!! Alicia was waiving her foot around and said “Oh Snickers! Look what I got for you!” I jumped up, but Alicia was faster and slid the dog gate closed. Hmmph!:


I just stared through those bars at the yumminess hiding behind them. Alicia was such a tease and held them up to the gate and asked if I would just love to have a nice long eating session on them. My only response was whining and barking and heavy panting:



Alicia continued on how she had gone new sneaker shopping this weekend just for me. Oooohhh I couldn’t keep it together much longer and slobber sprayed and dribbled EVERYWHERE! Alicia then said if I was a good boy all day, she would let me have a little appetizer before she left for school. She stuffed the toe of one of her Reeboks under the gate:


My big slimy jowls immediately wrapped around it and filled with slobber as my eyes rolled back in complete doggy ecstasy. Ooooooohhhhh soooooo yyyuummmyyy:


I just started to close my jaws and sink my toofers in when Alicia pulled it away. She said that she was late and had to go to school. She said she would be back later this afternoon after dance class. Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!! She’s wearing them sockless so that means they will be good and hot and moist and sweaty when she gets here!!!! Ooooohhhh I’m just in naughty doggy heaven right now:


Snickers the Saint Bernard