A delicious after school snack!

Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I hope everyone is having a grrrreat week so far! I know I am right now! Cousin Alicia was supposed to doggysit after school today, but instead her friend Becca had to at the last minute. Oh boy! A new doggysitter! I have been SUPER frisky all day dreaming about her yummy sneakers! Well, the front door just opened and Becca just came in and OOOOHHHH LOOK WHAT I FOUND:


I barked and growled as I circled around Becca’s feet and yummy new Nikes. I finally settled down in front of her and sniffed and licked her new Nikes ravenously:


Becca asked if I loved her Nikes and said she had heard all about my sneaker fetish. My only response was loud frisky slurping and panting noises. Those new Nikes smelled and tasted sooooo yummy and I wrapped my slimy jowls around both toes of them and chewed voraciously. She had worn them sockless and they were extra hot and moist. Becca had all she could do to slip one of the Nikes off and hold it up to my nose:


Mmmmmm SLURP!!!! It smelled soooo delicious and she must have been wearing some kind of yummy flowery moisturizing cream. I stuffed my whole snout into that juicy new Nike and slurped away hungrily. My eyes rolled back in ecstasy and in no time it was filled with warm slimy doggy slobber. I just jumped up and knocked Becca down and am now eating off her other new Nike:


I guess Becca will be watching me on days that Alicia can’t. AND she promises to bring me yummy new sneakers! I just LOOOOOVE my new after school doggysitter!

Snickers the very naughty Saint Bernard