Hey good afternoon all! Snickers the naughty Saint Bernard here barking that I am going TOTALLY nutso this afternoon! So why am I in the bathtub right now you ask??:
Well, I tried taking a cold shower, but I’m still SUPER frisky, See, my Cousin Alicia arrived here a little while ago to doggysit after school. It was a pleasant surprise this morning when she stopped by to show me some of her very yummy Christmas presents she got:
She slipped one on and let me nibble on it hungrily:
Then she said she had to leave for school. I whined and pouted as I watched her leave. I thought about those juicy new Reebok Freestyles aaaaaalll morning:
I even tried to sleep but had SUPER slobbery dreams about them:
Well, I was asleep and in the middle of a VERY slobbery Reebok dream when my nose picked up something heavenly. I opened my eyes and freaked out:
It was already afternoon and Alicia was here to doggysit! Mmmmm! Big hungry doggy want yummy new Reeboks NOW!!!! I lost all control and immediately pounced and started eating them right off her feet:
They were just sooo soft and delicious and I ate them right off ravenously:
Alicia wrestled them out of my mouth and went upstairs. She was gone a while and I went up to investigate. My nose caught a whiff of the Reeboks and I followed it to the guest bedroom. I pushed the door open with my snout and saw this:
Oooooohhhh Alicia was reading and fell asleep with her yummy new Reebok Freestyles on!!!! I went to pounce, only to find that the dog gate was locked. Hmmph!! So all I can do is just sit and eye those Reeboks hungrily. Such yummy afternoon torture:
What should I do???!!! I just wanna chew them SOOOO badly!
