Hey all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that Friday just couldn’t come soon enough for me! It’s been a ruff week for sure. Ever since Monday I have had a voracious hunger that only one thing can satisfy: My niece Alicia’s brand new Reebok sneakers for school! I expected to see her everyday after school as she has been doggy sitting, but no such luck. I have just slobbered all week dreaming about her visiting and bringing me a yummy treat:
So Mommy was up early this morning packing and getting ready to go to one of her work conference thingies. I was confined to the kitchen as I have a tendency to take everything out of the suitcase that Mommy puts in. Well, all of a sudden I was awakened by a commotion and the smell of something yummy. I opened my eyes and got a very pleasant surprise:
Alicia stopped by on her way to school! AND was wearing my favorite dessert: BRAND NEW REEBOK SNEAKERS FOR SCHOOL!!! I noticed that she had slid the toe of one under the dog gate. I pounced, but wasn’t quick enough to get it. She laughed and held it right up to the gate so I could smell it:
Oooooohhh soooo yummy!!! As she and Mommy talked, slobber dribbled all over the floor as I sniffed and licked hungrily thru the gate:
Alicia asked if her new Reebok was yummy and then pulled it away as I whined and panted. Then she said if I was a good boy, she had a surprise for me: She had gym class last period and then she had dance class. After she was done, she was coming back over to doggysit all weekend. Gym class AND dance class???! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Those new Reeboks will be soooo hot and juicy!!!! Well, today seemed like an ETERNITY! Just as I was losing hope, I heard the front door open. I was upstairs and dashed right down:
Oooohh Alicia was just coming up the stairs with her delicious Reeboks on:
I followed her over to the couch and as soon as she sat down, I trapped her. I noticed she wasn’t wearing any socks and her Reeboks were loosely laced. Well, one sniff of those hot, juicy new Reeboks and I lost all control. Alicia teased as I tried to wrestle one of her Reeboks off:
I wrapped my jowls right around the whole toe and tugged it right off. As soon as I got it, I stuffed my whole snout down in and licked the inside:
After filling it up with lots of warm slimy doggy slobber, I took it under the table where I have been a VERY naughty boy enjoying it for dessert:
Alicia is still wearing the other Reebok. Any minute now I’m gonna go claim it for myself. Will keep all updated!
Alicia’s other Reebok!!!! I couldn’t believe how much of a tease she is. After I ate the first Reebok, I went back for the other. I licked the toe and was about to tug it off when I noticed something. Well, Alicia had laced and tied it back up. She even cinched the velcro straps:
I mean, WTH????!:
I have literally spent the last half hour having to chew it off her foot! Jeezum!
