There is a dachshund walking around outside with a light-up collar on

@deadgerbil threat targeted

@caccoon release the hound

@deadgerbil sometimes when she gets to the bottom of the stairs, she does a superman jump cause she's extra keen for the walk

@thepeculiarpanda first she has to start acting tougher

No more being afraid of garbage bags and new signs

@caccoon Oh yeah, they'll never buy it if she doesn't act the part. 🤔

@thepeculiarpanda yes and then she can have an amazing neon green spiked collar

@SkeetSkeet how is your guy doing?