Aunty is the BEST!

Evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that what an AWESOME day it has been! Aunty Margo is doggysitting for the next few days. I just found out this morning that she was coming over. Now I haven’t seen Aunty in forever! In fact, last time her and mommy were doing the FaceTime thingy, Aunty said she bet I miss all of her yummy sneakers, and not to worry because I would taste them soon! OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!!

My awesomely awesomest Aunty Margo:

I just couldn’t WAIT for her to get here:

So her car pulls into the driveway and I see her get out, but no yummy sneakers. Winter boots. Hmmph! I’m REALLY hating this whole winter thing! Well, Aunty Margo comes in and I greet her as Mommy is leaving. As soon as she sets her bags down, My nose gets a whiff of something heavenly. I start sniffing the bag. Aunty laughs and says “What did you find? Did you find your yummy surprise???!!!!” She takes out 2 boxes and opens one. I nearly pass out:

Mmmmmm oooohh yummm, my favorite: Brand BRAND NEW white leather Reebok sneakers! I go completely NUTSO!!!!!

Before I do anything I have to go outside and do my business. When I come back inside this is what I see:


Aunty didn’t even get a chance to lace them and I was all over them sniffing and licking hungrily:

I don’t think Mommy had even driven off yet and I was eating them all up for dessert! I made a HUGE slimy mess on the kitchen floor in the process:

I chased after Aunty into the livingroom:

Once I trapped her on the couch, I turned into a big hungry sneaker monster. She couldn’t escape and I completely covered her with dog hair and slobber and chewed her new Reeboks right off her feet:

I ate those new Reeboks aaaaaallll day. I drowned them inside and out in warm slimy bubbly doggy slobber. Sooo yummy and chewy and I LOOOVED how they squeaked and squished between my toofers and I growled and snorted loudly. Aunty asked if I was enjoying them, but said I would have to wait for the other new pair and put them out of my reach on the porch. Hmmph:

After enjoying Aunty’s first new pair for a while, I dozed off for a long afternoon nap. Well, I just woke up and Aunty is nowhere to be found. AND her other new pair of Reeboks weren’t out on the porch! I immediately started sniffing and the scent led me upstairs and into the guestroom. It’s dark, and Aunty is asleep. She has a book thingy next to her and apparently she must have accidentally fallen asleep while reading. Like a ninja, I crept up to the bed as not to wake her:

I just peered over the bed and right then I almost had my second heart attack of the day:

Mmmmmm slurp! Aunty’s other pair of new Reeboks!!!!! Those soft juicy white leather Reeboks are just inches from my mouth and I am sooooo fisky and hungry for them! Help all you naughty doggies out there. What should I do!!!!!!

Snickers the very naughty Saint Bernard