My Naughty Breakfast!
Mmmmmmmm slurp! Morning all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that what an awesome start to the day! This last several weeks sure have been ruff. I haven’t had a taste of a new sneaker and I have been going completely NUTSO! I was totally restless last night dreaming about a nice new pair of Aunty’s Reeboks:
Well, as an awesome surprise, I heard Mommy’s friend Kristen was coming over this morning to watch me. I just hoped that she would bring me something yummy. I heard her car pull up and ran to the window. I drooled in anticipation:
As I saw her walk up the driveway, my hopes were dashed: Gross winter boots 😞. So mommy left for work and Kristen got settled in for the day. She brought her stuff up to the guestroom and it was as she was coming back downstairs that I caught a whiff of something heavenly. OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY I SMELL NEW NIKE SNEAKERS!!!!! Yup! I was all over them sniffing and licking hungrily:
Kristen said she knew how much I loved her last new pair. In no time I was chasing her thru the house trying to wrap my slimy jowls around them:
Mmmmm all that soft Nike leather! I’m soooooo hungry and frisky for them. Can’t WAIT to catch her and have her new Nike sneakers for my naughty breakfast!
Snickers the naughty naughty Saint Bernard boy
Well, as an awesome surprise, I heard Mommy’s friend Kristen was coming over this morning to watch me. I just hoped that she would bring me something yummy. I heard her car pull up and ran to the window. I drooled in anticipation:
As I saw her walk up the driveway, my hopes were dashed: Gross winter boots 😞. So mommy left for work and Kristen got settled in for the day. She brought her stuff up to the guestroom and it was as she was coming back downstairs that I caught a whiff of something heavenly. OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY I SMELL NEW NIKE SNEAKERS!!!!! Yup! I was all over them sniffing and licking hungrily:
Kristen said she knew how much I loved her last new pair. In no time I was chasing her thru the house trying to wrap my slimy jowls around them:
Mmmmm all that soft Nike leather! I’m soooooo hungry and frisky for them. Can’t WAIT to catch her and have her new Nike sneakers for my naughty breakfast!
Snickers the naughty naughty Saint Bernard boy