Beginning of the best weekend EVER!

Good evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that all I can say is WHAT A WEEKEND!!! So I have been waiting all week for my Aunty to doggysit. She was supposedly going to spoil me if I was good all week. Well, it wasn’t easy for sure, but I did it: I kept my nose clean and stayed out of trouble.

So I was asleep last night when my nose started acting crazy:


I woke up and heard a noise downstairs….AUNTY IS HERE! I rushed downstairs and into the kitchen where Aunty was sitting. I saw her feet and couldn’t believe my eyes:


Ooooooooohhhhh yuuuummmmmm!!!! Brand brand new white leather Reebok sneakers! Now due to my major doggy sneaker fetish, I will eat any sneaker. HOWEVER, these kind of Reeboks are my favorite and I would eat them day and night if I could! Aunty held her foot up to my mouth and I sniffed and licked and growled hungrily. In a flash I had tasted both Reeboks and drowned the toes in warm gooey bubbly doggy slobber:


I was about to wrap my slimy jowls around the soft leather toes and chew them off her feet when she took them away. Hmmph! She said I have all weekend to enjoy them so take it easy. Take it easy???!!!! Well, I didn’t sleep much last night.

This morning started to shape up awesomely as Aunty decided to take us to a new beach to explore. Well, when we got there it was kinda overcast and I didn’t waste any time in dashing into the water:


When I saw Aunty coming, I noticed she had on her yummy new Reeboks:


She crossed the parking lot and headed right for the boat launch ramp. I watched excitedly as her yummy Reeboks got closer and closer until they were at the water:


Aunty asked if I wanted to play a fun game of fetch. My only answer was panting and splashing as Aunty’s Reeboks slowly disappeared in the surf:




We chased each other around and finally Aunty kicked off her Reeboks and let me fetch them:




I must have fetched those juicy Reeboks for an hour! Every time I found one, I would sink my toofers into it before giving it back to Aunty. Finally Aunty got tired out and slipped her wet and messy Reeboks on and we went home:



Well, fast forward to now. Getting ready for bedtime. Aunty rinsed the saltwater and sand out of her Reeboks and hung them up outside in the backyard to dry:


Aunty said earlier that as soon as they dry, I can enjoy them. Well, Aunty just went out to get them so it looks like I’m going to get to have them for late night naughty doggy dessert! Sooooo frisky and hungry for them right now!!!! Good night and sweet dreams all!!!!!