What would it take to convince you

@SW-User Sweet deal. He's a bit of a power walker so I hope you don't mind a brisk pace. He may also send you flying if you see a squirrel. Good upper body training.

@Rokasu perfect for my t-rex arms, always wanted to be a kite

@SW-User You made me laugh so hard you summoned his punk butt.

@Rokasu Awwww I guess he's mine now

@SW-User Not even aiming for joint-custody smh. I hope you're ready for 24/7 tug of war. And before you even ask, I ain't paying child support 😒

@Rokasu oh wow wait, not even child support?! Erm...talk to me about that joint-custody thingy some more

@SW-User You do the morning walk. I’ll do the other 500 walks.

@Rokasu ...n...no child support, right? 👀

@SW-User Hold up is child support a thing during joint custody?

*googles*

Fk. I guess you can have like weekly ice cream or something.

@Rokasu I'm sorry, it felt fair 😔 Now .. where's my baby? U_U

@SW-User Fair my butt. In 5 years you'll be making double what I do.

I'll drop him off right after I wear him out at the dog park. Make your first day less stressful cause I'm nice sometimes 😌

@Rokasu right now I'm making nothing so...meh...🥲

Oooohhhh yes wear him out so I can cuddle with him later 🥰

@SW-User Well in 5 years when you're stinking rich, I'll be reaping the benefit.

If you can get him to cuddle I'll double your child support. All he wants are pets and play. And he's stingy with the pets 😒

@Rokasu Well... I'm a woman, duh. Good luck U_U

Oh, you have no idea, that's kind of my thing with pets. The pet whisperer U_U

@SW-User Eh I have faith in you. You'll make good use of them there brains one of these days. I'll be your failed ex husband all the while.

See? You could start a show with them skills. Land all the decent mens (And womens?).