GrizzLee in da house!

Hey all you peeps out there. GrizzLee here barking that I am staying at Snickers’ house for the night and have hijacked his Mommy’s ‘aputer thingy! She is doggysitting me and the best part is that Snickers is over at his Grammy’s, so I have free reign over his house and toys and dog food! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My cute mugshot:


Yeah, yeah, yeah I know that Snickers calls me his “arch nemesis”, but I’m waaaaaay cooler than him on pretty much any given day. AND I’m 10 times the sneaker monster he is. In fact, look at what I’ve got:


Snickers Mommy’s new white leather Nike sneakers and pink fuzzy socks! YUMMMMM!!!! As soon as I get off this ‘aputer thingy, I’m gonna enjoy them all night for naughty naughty doggy dessert! Boy oh boy does Snickers Mommy have the yummiest new sneakers paws down! Every time she visits my house, I ALWAYS chew her sneakers and I know it pisses Snickers off. He hates sloppy seconds hahahahaha!

Well, as soon as I got dropped off earlier this afternoon I was on the hunt. My nose picked up the heavenly scent and it lead me straight to the kitchen:


Mmmmmm slurp! Before I could wrap my slimy jowls around those soft white leather toes, Snickers Mommy put me in the hallway and closed the dog gate. Hmmph! All I could do is just watch and get more and more excited:


Again, when normally all hope would be lost, I’m like the great magician “Chew-dini”. I can get out of any gate/crate/door. In no time I was thru the gate:


I pounced and tasted both Nikes:


At that point I was soooo hungry and frisky for them that I couldn’t even think straight. I practically dragged Snickers Mommy around the house eating her new Nikes off her feet:


As a total bonus, I got her pink fuzzy socks too and licked the Nike taste right off her feet:


I grabbed Nikes and socks in my mouth and ran out to the backyard. She chased me around but finally gave up. I hung out for a while sniffing and licking her new Nikes hungrily. Eventually it got dark and I brought them in and hid them in the guestroom:


Well, it’s late and I gotta get back to eating those delicious new Nikes! Have a good night/day all! Oh, and don’t tell Snickers about this. I wanna see the look on his face when he comes home and sees those Nikes! 😈

GrizzLee