Good afternoon all! Snickers here barking that what a week it has been so far! First off, my Grammy was visiting yesterday and had an amusing story for me and Mommy about her old dog Oliver:
He was Grammy’s rescue dog from the 1990’s. Unfortunately, he is no longer with us. But his memory DEFINITELY lives on! He is also where I get my MAJOR doggy sneaker fetish from. My chewing fetish can’t even hold a candle to his! Waaaaaay back then, his favorite naughty doggy dessert was Grammy’s brand brand new white leather Reebok pump sneakers! She said she must have gone thru like a hundred pairs with him! Well, the other day she was cleaning and came across a brand new pair of Reebok pumps that she had not seen in like 30 years:
Apparently she had just taken them out of the box and slipped them on barefoot when Oliver saw them and tried to eat them right off her feet. He started tugging on the laces with his teeth and broke the straps:
Grammy took them off and hid them so that Oliver couldn’t devour them. And according to Grammy, she forgot about them for all these years! Hahaha silly Grammy! All I can bark is that those new Reebok pumps look heavenly delicious and I wonder if I could convince Grammy to let me eat them all up for naughty dessert???!!!
Hey all, Snickers here barking that before I sign off, I wanted to let everyone know that I’m sleeping over at Grammy’s tonight and look at what she left me in the guestroom:
Her brand new white leather Nikes! YuUuUuuUmmYYYYY!!!!!!
She let me taste them earlier. I got them nice and slimy:
Well, glad I took a nap earlier because I’m REALLY frisky and hungry for them. I will definitely be up VERY late enjoying these for naughty doggy dessert! Good night all!
