I swear it takes twice as long to clean my place

Because I have a "helper" that follows me EVERYWHERE 🙃

She bumps into me, steps on my feet, I trip over her, she snorkles on the back of knees, and is constantly sighing cause she wants me to sit DOWN

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SW-User

It’s cute..but also fucking annoying

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User Exactly. It makes me laugh but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fall and break my teeth on a counter one day from tripping on her

SW-User

@caccoonthe level of neediness is insane.. if I’m on my iPad mine shimmies up my body and sits on my face 😰

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User Ahahahaha, that's hilarious. They're such little clowns!

My other dog will sometimes slap my phone out of my hand if she wants to be pet

SW-User

Well mine rolled his entire body in fox poo and he’s had two baths and still stinks so he ain’t getting on me tonight IM A NO DOGZONE @caccoon

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User Hahahaha stinky little demon! I hate when they do that 😩 and they walk around like, "Mmm look at me don't I smell amazing and so cool"

SW-User

@caccoon I’ve never smelt anything so terrible..it’s like a farmyard in here 😷