This man knocks on your door at 1 AM at night. How do you respond? [I Like Dogs]

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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I'd probably invite him in, get high with him, and then ask him to really reflect on that glasses decision. 🐼

CestManan · 46-50, F

@thepreposterouspanda HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA...

Wait! Wait a minute. Isn't it obvious? That guy would be getting molested by women left and right if he didn't wear those birth control glasses.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@CestManan I'd say lose the glasses and grow the hair a bit fluffier to de-emphasize the ears. :)

CestManan · 46-50, F

@thepreposterouspanda HA HA HA HA HA
I'm done. :)

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@CestManan It's honestly something I'd like to do myself, honestly. 😂 The glasses, I'm stuck with, but the hair is coming back. The stylists inevitably cut it shorter than I'd like. 😅 Fortunately, my Scottish genes kick in pretty hard in that area and it grows back in a quick 3 weeks or so. 🐼

CestManan · 46-50, F

@thepreposterouspanda My old stylist is capable of doing exactly ONE female hairstyle - the "Karen" cut.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@CestManan Ooh, not a good look. Also never been a fan of the "Beatrice", myself. 😂

CestManan · 46-50, F

@thepreposterouspanda It should be noted that my stylist is a bit of a "Karen" herself.

May I ask what the "Beatrice" is?

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@CestManan I'll be completely honest, I'm not really sure. 🤔 I'm getting high tonight for the first time in a couple days, and the name just popped into my head for some reason. 😂