I Have a Dog
My Mums Border Collie Has Me Laughing So Much... I was sat round mums house today... Between jobs .. Having a quick smoke..and before I took mums dog out.
Now let me explain.. My mums dog - storm - has a teddy bear he likes to carry around everywhere... And I mean everywhere he goes .. He even takes it down the garden ...mum runs it through the washing machine from time to time .. So he has a "spare bear" as well ..but he don't like the other as much as his number one bear (who doesn't) !!
So .. Back to story ... He was sat on the floor with me .. And he dropped his bear on the floor whilst mum gave him a treat ....
So, very slowly and quietly... I slid the bear across the floor ... Towards me.. Then round the back of me .....
Storm looked round .. And realizing his bear wasn't there.. Started to look around for it
I can imagine the thought process going on in his head ..."just grab my bear... And ... Hang on !! Where's it gone!???"
So he looks me in the eye - as if to say "you've got it .. Ain't you"
I continued to slide said bear round the back of myself ... And storms head was going from side to side ... The most quizzical look on his face .. Then he realized I was hiding it ...
So he ran round the back of me .. And as he got round .. I slid it quickly round to my lap .. And hid it from him again...
He dashed round the front .. And again I slid it behind me ....
This happened two or three more times .. Before he kind of looked at me .. And, again, I can imagine him thinking
"ok .. You have that one then.. I'll grab the spare one"
Which he did .. Grabbed it up .. And went to sit on the other side of the room
.... His back to me .. Sulking .. As if to say "you ain't having this one" ....lol ...
Had me in hysterics all morning ...
So after all that .. Took him for a walk .. And I don't know if he had a word with the rain gods ... But revenge was in the form of the heaviest rain storm ive been caught in for a long while ... I got Absolutely soaked... Then had to visit a client in said wet clothes ...
Now let me explain.. My mums dog - storm - has a teddy bear he likes to carry around everywhere... And I mean everywhere he goes .. He even takes it down the garden ...mum runs it through the washing machine from time to time .. So he has a "spare bear" as well ..but he don't like the other as much as his number one bear (who doesn't) !!
So .. Back to story ... He was sat on the floor with me .. And he dropped his bear on the floor whilst mum gave him a treat ....
So, very slowly and quietly... I slid the bear across the floor ... Towards me.. Then round the back of me .....
Storm looked round .. And realizing his bear wasn't there.. Started to look around for it
I can imagine the thought process going on in his head ..."just grab my bear... And ... Hang on !! Where's it gone!???"
So he looks me in the eye - as if to say "you've got it .. Ain't you"
I continued to slide said bear round the back of myself ... And storms head was going from side to side ... The most quizzical look on his face .. Then he realized I was hiding it ...
So he ran round the back of me .. And as he got round .. I slid it quickly round to my lap .. And hid it from him again...
He dashed round the front .. And again I slid it behind me ....
This happened two or three more times .. Before he kind of looked at me .. And, again, I can imagine him thinking
"ok .. You have that one then.. I'll grab the spare one"
Which he did .. Grabbed it up .. And went to sit on the other side of the room
.... His back to me .. Sulking .. As if to say "you ain't having this one" ....lol ...
Had me in hysterics all morning ...
So after all that .. Took him for a walk .. And I don't know if he had a word with the rain gods ... But revenge was in the form of the heaviest rain storm ive been caught in for a long while ... I got Absolutely soaked... Then had to visit a client in said wet clothes ...
