I Hate My Neighbor's Dog

Same Time, Same Place... Every f ucking day, 4:45 am or very close to it. This f ucking dachshund will bark continuously starting at 4:45 every morning. I want to blow its tiny f ucking head off, but that's illegal. I want to confront the neighbors, but I'm certain that I'll say things I'll regret. I will never, EVER see the appeal in f ucking toy dogs. Not all of them bark because of a Napoleon complex, but they f ucking bark more than bigger dogs. I had other neighbors before and their dog barked once or twice a week. This one barks every. Single. F ucking. Day. It needs to die. Solutions? That's a joke. I'm a light sleeper and hear it even with my window closed. My ear canals are abnormally small so pretty much all and any earplugs hurt my ears and make sleeping very difficult. Police? I could, but they probably won't do anything about it. I just got out of a house where the people owned a dachshund, but they were much better at keeping it quiet that these m other f uckers ever were. I never thought I'd live to see the day where I'd actually miss the first one, and I'm not even a dog person. I want to kill it. I want to watch it burn. And while it dies, I will be dancing around the fire because there will be no more 4:45 A f ucking M wake up calls. Die, m other f ucker, die! And before you say, the dog doesn't know better, I hated him first, then I hated the neighbors for being f uckers.