I Have a Dog

I Love Walking My Dog...
My dog is a schnauzer she is about 6 years old. We walk 3 miles everyday that i have off which is about 3 days a week sometimes four. She lays on the tile floor of my kitchen afterwards as if she's been shot. If she doesn't get walked she starts going crazy unusually barky and shreds whatever paper she gets her hands on. This feels like a cheesy story at the end of Marmaduke comics.