when you want something from the fridge....but you can't quite get it yet...

@whowasthatmaskedman *she....but on it...not in 😬

@beermeplease We both know the things on top of the fridge with "her" are in peril..😷

@Lilnonames I hope so very much that she's alright 😿

@NativePortlander1970 don't like people

@Lilnonames I had a roommate in North Portland in the Hood during the late 90's that was like that, named Garfield, but he was a orange and white patch cat, that hated me for some reason, always took clawed swipes at me. I was a believer at the time and would buy and leave cartoon bible tracts at places all around the Portland area. One day after I bought a bundle of about 75 of them from the xtian book store I frequented, I had them on the coffee table in a stack in rubber bands, the cat walked by on the coffee table looking at me and hissing, his front paw touched one of the stacks and started howling and screeching in pain like his paw was on fire and whipping it around trying to put it out, my roommate and I looked at each other like WTF???