Some neighbour cat was roaming around in front of my place like he's tired and lost

So I gave him some milk to sip on and after licking some of it, he went straight to my bedroom and was inspecting the place saying "Hmm so this is my new home ha? Fine fine I can lower my standards temporarily 🐱"

Until his owner noticed that he's not around and started calling him, and then he went back to him saying "Oh I thought you don't want me anymore 🥺"

Yes, I speak cat, I know what they're saying