Go away, says the cat. "I'm consentrating. I'm trying to achieeve the optimal sleep"
You never take your cat out for a walk. Ofcourse, it can decide to follow along.
Put the christmas turkey in the basement just to make sure. Two hours later you can let out a happy cat and a meatless bird.
A cat never admits defeat. He merely pretends to not be interrested in the first pllace.
A cat never asks its conscience. It has none.
A cat has its reasons, and won't explain them.
A dog dances with joy when seeing itss master, bbarking, jumping, running around, rolling over, drools, and kisses you. Acat gives you aa reluctant hello
