I Have a Cat [Cats]

When you take your cat to the vet to get its shots, consider paying the extra money for an immortality shot. Its expensive but worth it.

@mejess A dead cat won't love you, but it helps keep a door open.

Mines name is Ninja Kitty. He wears it well

I thought dead cats had more uses

Cats are assassins when put outside

I'm sorry for your lose. :(

It's a cat astrophe

@Ynotjenn Mine was nice. Unusually nice. She grew up with a dog and learned behavior from him. The dog is also dead, btw.

Uhh...my cats an asshole. Yours is probably much nicer than mine 😉

is a live cat a pet, or a small assassin that lives in your house?

Mine acts like a dog except the dog isn't an asshole

***Mind...Blown***