My dog might be a genius I consider myself a fairly simple person. I like being stoned when...

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I consider myself a fairly simple person. I like being stoned when watching movies, I like eating ice cream before dinner, I like going for long, quiet walks, and I like reading Russian literature whenever I'm on the p**per. Lately, I've had a copy...

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plungesponge · 41-45, M

Jordan Peterson, is that you?

TinyViolins · 31-35, M

@plungesponge Dude, if I was Jordan Peterson, this story would've been 95 paragraphs long, made at least 12 references to ancient civilizations, and digressed into no fewer than 3 tirades against progressive ideologies

Telememo · M

@TinyViolins Right on.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

We dont need all this detail to work out your dog is a genius. Just answer these three questions.
Who feeds who without payment?
Who opens the door for the other to go out?
Who picks up whose cr@p?😷

Barny52 · 56-60, M

Dogs like doing that with personal things, mine does it with a slipper then just lays with her head on it

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