Good evening all! Snickers here. One more post tonight before Aunty wakes up and busts me with my paws on her ‘aputer! So you all are wondering where I get my craving for new sneakers from???? Well, Grammy was visiting a while back and mommy was telling her about all of my recent naughtiness. Well, apparently I get this super power from my Grampydog Oliver, who was my Grammy’s first dog. She told us all about this furry, drooly legend!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an old photo of Oliver. The dog, the myth, the legend!
Now Grammy has always been a dog lover and after seeing the movie “Beethoven” when it came out in this time waaaaaaay back called the “90s”, she just HAD to rescue him.
Well, apparently he was a VERY big hungry sneaker monster and his FAVORITE dessert was her brand brand new Reebok pump sneakers!
He really craved them and you could always find him with one of Grammy’s new white leather Reebok pumps in his mouth covered in slimy bubbly Saint Bernard slobber!
She said she must have gone thru a hundred pairs as he had a voracious appetite for them. Fresh right out of the box they were fair game. As she would slip on a new pair in the morning and try to lace them up, his jowls would be wrapped around the toes chewing and drooling away! He would lick and nibble on them all day and he especially loved to eat them right off her feet as soon as she got home from aerobics class at night! Once he got them he would hide under the dinner table enjoying them and you could hear wet growling and snorting and squeaking noises. What a naughty naughty NAUGHTY boy! So these were actually the last pair of new Reebok pump sneakers that Grammy got right before Oliver passed:
As much as he LOVED to eat her new Reeboks, he never got to even have a taste of these. Grammy has kept them for like 30 years (!) to remember him by.
Wow! Being a big hungry sneaker monster myself, Oliver is like a legend and a true inspiration to me! Mmmmmm, slurp. I can only DREAM about how yummy all those soft chewy new white leather Reebok pump sneakers tasted!!
And by the way, my Grammy is AWESOME and loves to spoil me rotten! She said not to worry and that she would keep me out of doggy prison and let me have my fill of new sneakers this summer!! Wow, gotta say that life is good!
