I just had a short one-sided convo with my cats that they had to stay in my room today because we're getting new cabinets, and that they could hide in my closet if they got scared. I'm definitely amused.
I talk to my dog, and imagine he's talking back. So I have to react to him. Like he's watching me eat chocolate, and I tell him "you can't have any!" I imagine him saying "why?" And I'm like "What do you mean why? This will kill you!" He'll be like "I don't care!" And I'm like "What do you mean you don't care!!!"