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I Am a Witch

Why does older witchcraft have to be so goddamn specific about literally everything like

Oh, so you want to make a charm or smthn? Ok, but you can't make it today, because the moon is in the wrong position. Also, it's the wrong month for that kind of bs. Also, this year? Really? This is not a good year for that, wait until next year. Also, get all these specific herbs and spices that are unable to grow in your own continent. Not that herb, though. Not yet. It has to be harvested at this exact time, etc etc.
And if you only have time to do shit in the evening or night? Tough luck, here's a list of things you CAN'T do, then. Also, wtf are you wearing? No, you gotta be ugly AF. Get those clothes off and put on some scratchy AF wool or something, preferably made by your great-grandma.

Oooh, you were one minute off there, now you have to wait until January 2019, though that's not favorable because of the month. Actually, you should probably just wait until March 2025.
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SW-User
Blessed it be!
iMystery · M
You speak the greeting
SW-User
that sounds obnoxious
NorthernRoses · 26-30, F
What part of it?
SW-User
all of the planning a waiting
testbutton · 51-55, M
I think Charmed ruined it for the real witches.
NorthernRoses · 26-30, F
Never seen Charmed, so idk lol. Probably.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
It matters.

Just like with voodoo (General)
iMystery · M
...Intrigued... blessed be.
Gauntlets28 · 26-30, M
Seems like life's a bitch
When you're a witch. 😁

 
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