Do you remember your first trip to earth? 🌎✨ Were you excited to experience all we have to offe...

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Yeah, they have made procreation prohibitive. I expect a refund along with the cancellation. 👽

Kiesel · 56-60, M

I bought the wrong travel package
I want a refund

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

It was pretty quick, mostly business - but it was enough to convince to come back for a couple weeks.

Sure 🥲

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M

Well I haven’t left yet

I was born here

nevergiveup · 61-69, C

My ship crashed and i have been trying to get off this rock ever since

goofypony · 31-35, F

Was disappointed in the travel vessel

daaaan2000 · 41-45, M

No 2/5 wouldn't recommend

Dino11 · M

👽 Take me to your Leader!

FreeorLonely · 51-55, F

No, MIB did the zappy thingy on me. 😟

Gibbon · 70-79, M

The M'fers left me behind.

Yes, I was tortured by a stunning Irish woman in black lingerie and loved it

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About 34 1/2 years ago to to orbit with good weed, does that count? 🤔