I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors

pripyatamusementpark · 2025-04-16T11:32:00-04:00

Earth - I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors (8 replies).

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Bexsy

They keep forgetting to pick me up 😩

Bexsy

@pripyatamusementpark maybe we should put out plate of latkes?

I'm not above bribery

@Bexsy It's worth a try

@Bexsy oh, you wanna go to outta space?

I'd suggest locking all ports before takeoff.

Can you imagine? All they'd see is Katy Perry flashing daisies and Gayle king riding Oprah's coattails

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