They have tried [I Have Never Been Abducted By Aliens]

They tried on at least three occasions. The first time they used a large net, and caught a cow instead. The second time they landed in my garden and my kids chased them away. The third time I captured them and now keep them in a little box.

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Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

Wabbits?

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe or wares

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

@RhondasMum they're just as wascally. At my work place, I deal with critters, but never wares. What exactly is a ware?

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe A long eared creature like a wabbit, native to the British isles and associated with witchcraft

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

Yikes 😲 @RhondasMum witchcraft 😲 are they dangerous?

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe

not if you bow three times to them and feed them with chocolate and beer

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

@RhondasMum your kidding me right? This isn't like a Monty Python prank is it?

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe absolutely kidding you. Hares are lovely things, but were once supposed to be witches.

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

@RhondasMum I like a good joke even if it is on me 🤗 but witches, I'd like to hear more about this, you have me intrigued 😊

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe Witches were reputed to turn themselves into hares in the old days.

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

@RhondasMum what purpose did that serve?

RhondasMum · 61-69, F

@Poppapepe like were-wolves I expect. I am no expert in old witchcraft!

Poppapepe · 51-55, MVIP

Oh,ok then, I'm sorry @RhondasMum, it was intriguing story and I was curious 😊