I Don't Pretend To Be A Vampire, I'm An Alien Of Course

Been awhile since my buddies dropped me off here on earth- but will they come back for me? It's a great planet, maybe 2 more cycles and I'll be ready.

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Gotquestions11 · 26-30, M

what planet are you from? and what did you like and dislike about earth?

Telosian · M

I'm not from a planet- it's a distant moon about 30 earth lightyears from here- should check it out sometime- I love the nature, the blue green color, and trying food here was amazing. My only dislike really was the smell of human farts- which I'm sure you'll agree..

Gotquestions11 · 26-30, M

hahaha (: at least you have a sense of humor. I think pollution is becoming worse and worse here on earth, what's life like where you are from and how long does it take to get there

Telosian · M

@Gotquestions11: Doesn't take long too get here if you take the right transport- it's nice at home, but better to see the stars-