Is it unlawful for the most refined gentleman like me to swim at the beach...

with his 12-inch top hat on? Other swimmers would be jealous of the finest top hat of mine.

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SW-User

In order to be dapper you must wear your monocle as well good Sir

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@SW-User Good idea! I have got mine ready. Now people would feel even more envy of how refined I am in the sea.

SW-User

You are such a strange person

Glossy · F

Zounds, my good fellow. perchance, you could join our esteemed group…

...for a few seconds, before it gets wet.

Oh, sorry, "moistened"...

caccoon · 36-40

And the ocean might steal your most refined top hat

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@caccoon Ugh, the sea devil. I hate them!!! Would I have to be careful of witches while swimming?

caccoon · 36-40

@ByronTheRefinedMan Witches tend to prefer freshwater. A most refined man such as yourself should want to swime in the salty water

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