Wow it really is true what they say about cheap hotels lol.

I decided after my ordeal the other day to take a few days off to myself. So I got a cheap hotel down by the beach since beaches calm me. Apparently the kind of cheap motel I got though is the kind where young couples, people cheating and people who hire sex workers go to. Probably why it is so inexpensive lol. I swear I have heard moaning almost non stop since being here. I leave tomorrow night. The girl at the front desk looked at me weird since I was alone and not expecting anyone and paid for multiple days. It was like she was judging me and probably thinks I'm some weird pervy lady lol. Her judgy looks turned me on and because of it and the sounds I have been hearing. Maybe I am the weird pervy lady lol. Or maybe she knew this would happen to me and thought it'd be funny. I kind of enjoy knowing I'm probably the only single person here(besides the check in girl). It feels kind of pathetic and I love it. Thinking of spending my last day here truly being the pathetic lady.

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For our honeymoon we decided to drive from N.Ireland to Vienna. Got totally lost in France : it was getting late and we were near a godforsaken place called Bar-Le-Duc. Getting our heads down had become essential so we stopped at a roadside tavern. I was too green to spot the signs. The landlady, once she'd made out my schoolboy French, looked surprised but eventually gave me a room key with the advice to keep the door locked. I don't think my new wife twigged on for an hour or so. Bienvenue a le brothel.