The soda explosion story
Going through old files and photos brought to mind an incident from many years ago my girlfriend of that time was very happy to tell me about...
We'd been living together for a while and she was returning to her hometown an hour or so away to have lunch with one of her old girlfriends from school. As they sat in the restaurant and exchanged updates on their lives since they'd last seen each other, my girlfriend asked her friend if she'd like to see some photos of me, who she'd never met. Her friend, of course, answered "Yes," and my girlfriend reached for her purse and began to rummage through it.
BUT, she was quite amused to tell me she timed things carefully, waiting until her friend was just taking a sip from her glass of soda when she spread out on the restaurant table a selection of 4 or 5 Polaroids of me nude and masturbating. Her friend's first reaction was all she had hoped for -- a surprised explosion of soda out the nose.
We'd been living together for a while and she was returning to her hometown an hour or so away to have lunch with one of her old girlfriends from school. As they sat in the restaurant and exchanged updates on their lives since they'd last seen each other, my girlfriend asked her friend if she'd like to see some photos of me, who she'd never met. Her friend, of course, answered "Yes," and my girlfriend reached for her purse and began to rummage through it.
BUT, she was quite amused to tell me she timed things carefully, waiting until her friend was just taking a sip from her glass of soda when she spread out on the restaurant table a selection of 4 or 5 Polaroids of me nude and masturbating. Her friend's first reaction was all she had hoped for -- a surprised explosion of soda out the nose.
70-79, M
