Have you been to a nudist beach?

Yes, and after just an hour of seeing old guys my age shuffle about with an overload of paunch belly, A poor attempt from mother nature to somehow pass as a sex organ, something meant to pass as a ball sack, made me think someone skinny as a rail wearing baggy shorts, might just be the tonic to succeed at a modicum of erotica if you wore sunglasses smeared with gel and gauze, squinting eyes tightly with one good sexy thought the day not entirely lost.

My hand and my imagination are much cheaper, nude beaches are over- rated.