No opportunities
When I was younger, I lived in a house that had a pretty secluded backyard. I wish I had taken the chance to walk around naked during that time, but I never did.
I've lived in the same apartment for 16 years. Needless to say, finding an opportunity to be naked outside is much harder. I sometimes go naked on my balcony, but that's it.
Well, I had this idea in my head to go to my car in the parking lot and get naked there. I only have a G1 license, which means I can't drive the car after midnight and I can't drive without someone in the passenger seat who has 4 years of driving experience. So I can't just drive out of town and strip down. I doubt that anyone I know would be willing to help.
I thought that maybe the apartment building's parking lot would be pretty barren after midnight since everyone is probably asleep, so I went to my car with the plan of being nude in my car for a bit. I figured that the darkness of nighttime would cover me up enough.
Except I discovered that there are 3 problems.
1: my car is too small. I don't have a lot of room to maneuver and take my clothes off in the car. I can do it, but it'd be difficult.
2: the landlords hired contractors to do maintenance on the building. big trucks come in every day full of materials to fix the place up, which means that they had me move my car to a different parking spot. ONE THAT'S RIGHT UNDER A LAMPPOST!
It's still a little dark inside the car, so I might still be able to pull it off, right? But here's the third problem.
3: There are security cameras around the building. When I got in my car. I tested to see if I could lower my pants. I could just barely do it, but then I looked out the window and saw that one of the cameras can see my car. Thanks to the door, the camera can't tell that I lowered my pants, but they would definitely tell if I take them fully off or get completely naked.
So that plan is shot now.
I don't blame people for having the issues that they do about people walking around naked, but I wish that we had more opportunities to do so without causing issues.
I've lived in the same apartment for 16 years. Needless to say, finding an opportunity to be naked outside is much harder. I sometimes go naked on my balcony, but that's it.
Well, I had this idea in my head to go to my car in the parking lot and get naked there. I only have a G1 license, which means I can't drive the car after midnight and I can't drive without someone in the passenger seat who has 4 years of driving experience. So I can't just drive out of town and strip down. I doubt that anyone I know would be willing to help.
I thought that maybe the apartment building's parking lot would be pretty barren after midnight since everyone is probably asleep, so I went to my car with the plan of being nude in my car for a bit. I figured that the darkness of nighttime would cover me up enough.
Except I discovered that there are 3 problems.
1: my car is too small. I don't have a lot of room to maneuver and take my clothes off in the car. I can do it, but it'd be difficult.
2: the landlords hired contractors to do maintenance on the building. big trucks come in every day full of materials to fix the place up, which means that they had me move my car to a different parking spot. ONE THAT'S RIGHT UNDER A LAMPPOST!
It's still a little dark inside the car, so I might still be able to pull it off, right? But here's the third problem.
3: There are security cameras around the building. When I got in my car. I tested to see if I could lower my pants. I could just barely do it, but then I looked out the window and saw that one of the cameras can see my car. Thanks to the door, the camera can't tell that I lowered my pants, but they would definitely tell if I take them fully off or get completely naked.
So that plan is shot now.
I don't blame people for having the issues that they do about people walking around naked, but I wish that we had more opportunities to do so without causing issues.