I Got Caught Naked

When I was 9 or 10 I went with my grandparents to a cow sale. If you've never been to a cow sale the sale ring has bleacher style seating that surrounds a small pen where the cows go through one at a time. Then there are two gates where the cows go in and out and there is the auctioneers stand on one side of the pen. The sale was pretty busy all of the seats were full 50-75 people. The cow sale was going on for a long time and I got bored so I told my grandma that I was going to go look around outside, she told me to behave and be careful and off I went, I went outside and was looking around when I came up on this puddle, it had some rocks in it and I was trying to step across them without getting wet, but I slipped and fell in leaving me a wet and muddy mess, I knew my grandma would be mad so I went back in to face the music, a few people laughed at me and my grandma drug me out of the room, the sale barn is inside and took me over to the bathroom she sent me in and told me through the door to strip naked, give her my clothes and that she would go and get me some more from the car. I begged her to let me change at the car but she said that she didn't want me to track mud all over the floor. And unless I wanted to walk back through the sale barn and all the way to the car naked in front of everyone, I would stay put. I knew it would be mortifying to be naked in front of all those people so I reluctantly stipped everything off and stood there butt naked, not even my socks or shoes, in the bathroom and handed her my clothes, careful to stay hidden behind the door as I opened it. Then I closed the door and told her to hurry, I was in the only bathroom on the place, someone was bound to knock. I waited for what seemed like forever and my grandma never, I was starting to worry and then someone knocked on the door I ran over to it and whispered grandma is that you, to which someone else replied, no but you need to get out of the bathroom there is a line forming. I panicked and decided that I would got out the back door of the bathroom, wherever it led and try to make my way back to the car. I unlocked the door and then ran over and peeked out of the back door, it led to the back part of the sale barn where all of the cows were kept during the sale, there were a lot of cows out there and some people so I really didn't want to go, but I had no choice when I heard someone starting to open the other door, so I burst out and slammed the door behind me. I tried the knob again and it was locked, no going back now. I had no idea which way the car even was, it was like a maze of pens and cows in there. I could see some of the workers off one direction a few girls and a boy so I decided to go the other way. I was sneaking along when all of the sudden the two girls about high school age came around the corner on horses, I had no choice but to dive behind a hay bale in order to not be seen. And in doing so got covered in mud and cow poop. I mean it was all over me. I wanted to cry, but I knew that if i wanted to make it out of this with any dignity at all I needed to push on. I had to climb through a lot of fences and then it happened, I heard a woman's voice yell hey, what are you doing, I turned around to see a middle aged woman staring at me with her hands on her hips. I took off running and I wound up in this one pen that I could tell was right next to the sale ring and a huge crowd of people. All of the sudden a hydraulic gate opened up and a big cow ran in the pen with me , I was scared so when another hydraulic gate opened I ran out of it. It wasn't until I heard the gate slam shut behind me and a large gasp from a lot of people followed by laughter that i realized where I was, I was in the middle of the sale ring in front of about 75 laughing people. It took me a second to come to my senses then I through my hands over my privates and ran back over to the gate to try to get out. The auctioneer over the laughter and on the speaker said, son that gates on a timer and t won't open again for another minute. I suggest that you exit out the side gate and go get yourself cleaned up and put some clothes on. You've got a cute little white butt, dirty as it is but that don't mean we all want to see it.. The place exploded with laughter. I was in shock, I just stood there with my bare butt facing the crowd until this girl, probably about high school age opened the side gate, walked in and grabbed my hand and led me out, re exposing me to the entire crowd we had to walk up the steps through the entire crowd who were all pointing and laughing at me. The girl led me out of the sale ring and to the other room and then into the bathroom, she then knelt down and said, ok let's get you cleaned up. She then wetted some paper towels and began to run all the mud off. I finally came out of my shock and realized that I was still very naked in front of this pretty high school girl, I immediately covered myself up again and she giggled and said, there is really no need to cover up, we have all seen everything that there is to see on you, besides, you've got this mud everywhere. I reluctantly dropped my hands and she said, now, do you want to tell me how you ended up naked in the sale ring? I explained the whole thing while se cleaned me off and she laughed. She then said, I can't believe that this happened, you were so exposed to so many people. I would be mortified if that had happened to me. People will be talking about this all over town. She finally got done and she said well, I don't have any clothes for you, so I'll go find your grandparents and have them come get you. I thanked her and off she went, now I was exact where I was thirty minutes ago. If only I had never gone out the back door. A few minutes later Julie, the girl, came back and she had three of her friends with her, they were all giggling. and said that my grandparents had gone home to get me some clothes and that they would be back in about 30 minutes, my heart dropped. She then said, we need to vacate the bathroom, there is a line forming so I am going to take you to the office, don't worry you only have to walk about 30 feet in the other room and then only the secretaries are in the office, not very many people will see you because we are going to make a wall around you. I guess she thought that I wasn't embarrassed to be seen naked by the four of them, I was. I begged her not to make me go but she said that we had no choice and to stay behind her. We went out and by this time the sale was over and the other room was packed. I was so humiliated. We ran into the office and I was met with two middle aged ladies who burst out laughing, finally one of them said, you must be the famous streaker, we saw your whole ordeal on our websites live feed and we thought we were going crazy, but here you are, naked as a jay bird. I wanted to die, so apparently everyone Watchjng the sale online saw it too. After about twenty minutes of them trying to comfort me my grandma walked in with my clothes. The secretaries explained to my grandma the extent of what had happened, then I had to tell them all the whole story. As I was getting dressed. From then on, I never went back, my grandma tells me that I am the laughing stock of the sale barn and that in total, including those watching online, about 300 people saw me naked. It was one of the worst days of my life.