Wife is asleep next to me

what a sinful thing to do, quick! wake her up and tell her to go to the kitchen where she belongs!

shhh, make sure she does not wake up. Get up, prepare her a great breakfast and join her in bed for a nice meal. Bon appétit!

Wake her up and tell her to make breakfast.

Glad youre letting us all know 🤭

Be thankful, she's not on top of you... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Is she snoring?

Whose wife?

Oh okay, i guess this isn't normal for you