If its not a wet willie... how would you call this ?

moist mary ?

A quick way to get a boy’s attention!

Apparently it's called a "Wet Wilma"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wet%20Wilma

a gift that I would NEVER regift

Awesome

Damp Delilah.

You do find amazingly amusing posts!

DATA TRANSFER

An earful!

My kind of girl?

foreplay

I got nothing haha XD maybe a creamy willie? hahah

Kitty Kiss

Wet Sallie?

A hint