I Been Given A Wedgie
NERDS GET WEDGIES,JOCKS GET LAID
I wanted to share my thoughts about our society's social classes. Alpha Jocks, hot and popular Girls(mean girls), Nerds (Boys). Did I miss anything? What defines us as who we are and dictates our social standing?
Alpha Jocks
Average Age to Lose Virginity: 17
Jocks always have, and always will, rule this world. They're strong, attractive, physically talented, good in bed and are very charismatic. Everything that a girl looks for in a mate. The one and ONLY thing that Jocks aren't better than Nerds at, is intelligence. Nerds are just smarter. This is why the Jocks HATE the nerds so much. No one wants to know that someone else is smarter than them. They especially don't want to know that a pathetic, wimpy nerd is smarter than them. So they use their superiority over us to make our lives a living hell. To punish us for being smarter than them. Maybe if we were just wholly inferior (physically AND intellectually) they would have mercy on us and leave us alone. But that's not the case. They use wedgies, swirlies, pantsings and other bullying tactics to keep the nerds in line. Constantly exerting their dominance over us.
Beautiful/Popular Girls (Mean Girls)
Average Age to Lose Virginity: 16
These girls are completely unattainable to nerds. Is there even a reason to talk about them? The closest we nerds ever get to these girls is at night, when we masturbate to pictures of our bullies' super hot girlfriends on Facebook. Oh my god they are so attractive.
Nerds (Boys)
Average Age to Lose Virginity: rage from mid 20's to its late 30's
Nerds are the absolute bottom of the totem pole (or highest on the flagpole while we hang from it by our briefs). (Side note: I myself am a nerd). A few traits that all nerds share are our choice of underwear (Tighty Whities), our complete lack of fashion sense, our social awkwardness, and our seemingly perpetual virginity. Girls completely ignore nerds, and for good reason. What would we even do if a girl talked to us? Or tried to take us to bed... I don't even think I'd make it out of my tighty whities before I... finished. Sex is just another way for us nerds to fail and embarrass ourselves.
All through school we are bullied by the Alpha Jocks so they can impress hot girls and get laid. We hang from fences by our tighty whities, having our balls crushed by white cotton fabric, while Jocks are off making out with cheerleaders and having sex.
Nerds lose their virginity eventually if they're lucky (Some nerds never lose it and just lie to not feel embarrassed). But sex is not the same to a nerd as it is to a Jock. If a Nerd gets to have sex with a girl that means she's settling and not that into it. You never get her 100% effort (more like 70%).
I wanted to share my thoughts about our society's social classes. Alpha Jocks, hot and popular Girls(mean girls), Nerds (Boys). Did I miss anything? What defines us as who we are and dictates our social standing?
Alpha Jocks
Average Age to Lose Virginity: 17
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Underwear Type: Colored Boxers or Colored Boxer Briefs (Never white)Jocks always have, and always will, rule this world. They're strong, attractive, physically talented, good in bed and are very charismatic. Everything that a girl looks for in a mate. The one and ONLY thing that Jocks aren't better than Nerds at, is intelligence. Nerds are just smarter. This is why the Jocks HATE the nerds so much. No one wants to know that someone else is smarter than them. They especially don't want to know that a pathetic, wimpy nerd is smarter than them. So they use their superiority over us to make our lives a living hell. To punish us for being smarter than them. Maybe if we were just wholly inferior (physically AND intellectually) they would have mercy on us and leave us alone. But that's not the case. They use wedgies, swirlies, pantsings and other bullying tactics to keep the nerds in line. Constantly exerting their dominance over us.
Beautiful/Popular Girls (Mean Girls)
Average Age to Lose Virginity: 16
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Underwear Type: Thongs, Boy ShortsThese girls are completely unattainable to nerds. Is there even a reason to talk about them? The closest we nerds ever get to these girls is at night, when we masturbate to pictures of our bullies' super hot girlfriends on Facebook. Oh my god they are so attractive.
Nerds (Boys)
Average Age to Lose Virginity: rage from mid 20's to its late 30's
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Underwear Type: Tighty WhitiesNerds are the absolute bottom of the totem pole (or highest on the flagpole while we hang from it by our briefs). (Side note: I myself am a nerd). A few traits that all nerds share are our choice of underwear (Tighty Whities), our complete lack of fashion sense, our social awkwardness, and our seemingly perpetual virginity. Girls completely ignore nerds, and for good reason. What would we even do if a girl talked to us? Or tried to take us to bed... I don't even think I'd make it out of my tighty whities before I... finished. Sex is just another way for us nerds to fail and embarrass ourselves.
All through school we are bullied by the Alpha Jocks so they can impress hot girls and get laid. We hang from fences by our tighty whities, having our balls crushed by white cotton fabric, while Jocks are off making out with cheerleaders and having sex.
Nerds lose their virginity eventually if they're lucky (Some nerds never lose it and just lie to not feel embarrassed). But sex is not the same to a nerd as it is to a Jock. If a Nerd gets to have sex with a girl that means she's settling and not that into it. You never get her 100% effort (more like 70%).
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